Friday, July 17, 2009

Quick Fix for the Lone Hearted



Starbucks' Vanilla Bean Dark Chocolate Truffles. I guarantee you that when the lonely heart strikes its worst, these babies will shine light on some hope. Binge eating? If you eat the whole box in one sitting maybe. Is it ok? Who cares! Your life depends on it!

Recommended treatment: vent your feelings to those you are upset at, have a close and trusted friend reassure you, eat two of these, voila. Things might not be cured or might not have changed, but life sure does look a hell of a lot better.

2 comments:

The Wizard said...

Since when do you capitalize the 'i' in internet?? It's a word referring to a bunch of networks, not a place itself. It's not like Chicago or Miami or something!

Silly.

S. Mai said...

The "bunch of networks" are places. They're online communities.

I didn't make the rule. Write an essay and it will be red-marked.